Tuesday, October 30, 2012

"Get the Puppy": Zombie Edition

As I have already shared, one of Smaller Child's favorite games in the whole world is, "Get the puppy."  He will play it as long as she will let him.  He will chase her around the house for hours with various things in his hands, or just clapping and hollering.  Whatever will get the best reaction from her.  (I swear this dog is a saint, for what she puts up with between those two boys... In all actuality, she almost seems to enjoy it... at least for the first 15 minutes or so.)

Well, SC learned how to manipulate the sound of his voice when he yells, or growls rather, into a cup.  If you just listen to it and not watch, I swear it is a scene from The Walking Dead.  He truly is cut from the same cloth as his parents.  Poor kid. 

And without further ado... here is "Get the Puppy: Zombie Edition."

 

Monday, October 29, 2012

I'm Nuts for Punkin Guts!

I love fall. I love everything about fall.... the sights, the smells, the holidays... the TRADITIONS.  We have several in our home, but not one in particular rings in the Haunting Season more than Pumpkin Carving Day!

BBH and I have been carving pumpkins together for twelve years now.  Since we were young pups in love, setting our jack-o-lantern on our apartment balcony, we've never missed a year.  Now that we have chitlins around, the tradition has become that much more fun, and frankly age appropriate!

It was a cold morning, so we bundled up, grabbed our supplies, and headed outside.

This was the first year that we deemed Larger Child old enough to wield his own carving tools.  His pumpkin was truly his, from start to finish.  It was super fun to watch!

Concentration face... drawing his design. (serious business)

satisfaction!

Elbow Deep!
 
Because it was so cold outside, LC had to go in a few times and run his hands under warm water to defrost them.  That's some dedication... and pretty hardcore pumpkin carving. 
 
Let the carving commence!
LC carved his jack-o-lantern very well! He was focused, safe, and super proud to be doing it himself. 
 
As LC carved, the rest of the family was busy too.  BBH got in to the spirit.  He is a very meticulous carver.  LC gave him the most "tidy" award.  (I would call it a bit anal retentive... but it turns out a really great pumpkin!) His mad gut yanking skills were so good in fact, that we commissioned him to clean out our pumpkins the rest of the way too.  (Thanks BBH! My punkin savior!)
 
Punkin GUTS!

Yeah, you carve it!
 
I took a slightly more "outside the lines" approach.  I didn't mind so much the untidiness of it all, which was apparent by the pumpkin on my glasses, hair, and face.  Meh, whatchagonnado?  All in the line of duty, I say! (If you're not getting messy, you're not doing it right!)
 
my concentration face

my satisfaction face
 
And, of course, Smaller Child was a fantastic supervisor.  He made sure we stayed on task.  That boy can really crack the whip!
 
"All right! Enough of the lollygagging! Get back to work!"
 
And the finished product was quite possibly our best yet... in twelve years!
 
This one's mine.  It was awarded, "Best Technique"

and Larger Child's won "Most Creative"

BBH's won "Tidiest" (but I personally think it's the coolest too... but shhh!)
 
And here they are all together! Mighty fine job McQueen's!! We sure know our way around a gourd!
 
 
 


Friday, October 26, 2012

A Vampire, a Marathon Man, and Candy!

Last night, BBH and I took the kids to a Halloween tradition of ours for at least 5 years now.  The town hosts a Halloween event called Storybook Forest, where the kids dress up, and "Trick or Treat" scenes and characters from fairy tales, play old school carnival games, and go on hayrack rides.  It has always been an event Larger Child has looked forward to, and it was the first year we took Smaller Child with us too!

The evening started with me getting the boys in their costumes, and ready to go.  Smaller Child's attire wasn't that complicated... which was one of the reasons I chose this costume.  We opted to take a page from Daddy's life-book, and dress SC up as a marathon runner, complete with sweatbands, and bib number.  It was cute, comfortable, and affordable.  (All of the characteristics a practical mom like me loves to see!)  It should be noted the bib says as follows, "Halloween Candy Dash," "772012" (his birthdate), and "Marathon McQueen" as his name.

Larger Child has a tendency to chose his Halloween costume on November first of the previous year.  He swears up and down that is what he's going to be, and that he won't change his mind.  Needless to say, I wait until practically the very last moment before the big day to start buying his costume, knowing that if I do it too early, I will have countless exchanges to make.  This year, the choices ran the gamut from ninja turtle, to Bowzer, to Link... he finally settled on Count Dracula.  I could NOT have been more pleased! I was thrilled at such a classic suggestion, and aimed to make him the "coolest" vampire since Bela Lugosi.  Let's just say, I did my best.  His Count D. turned out to be a little more Tim Burton than Lugosi... but I say that's just as awesome.

After the boys got dressed, I took them out for some pics.

He's so perfectly Emo, but aren't all vampires?

I know I'm scared!

The fact that I couldn't get him to stand still proves that I made the perfect costume selection!

This one CRACKS me up!

As does THIS one!

Note the spider headband (it lights up!)... even Mom got in on the action. 



They both look so thrilled.


After Dad got home, we packed up and headed out.  The wind was up, and it was COLD outside.  But, the boys were troopers as we waited in line to get in.



Larger Child was a professional at Trick or Treating. Smaller Child was lead by example.  BUT, after a time or two, he began to understand the CANDY was the aim.




The thing I love about this place is that it is not the typical "scary" Halloween set up... as a matter of fact, LC might have been the scariest thing there!  The kids are greeted with their favorite story book characters.  They play sweet music through loud speakers, and the trail is well lit.  The boys met Humpty Dumpty, Rapunzel, Hanzel and Gretel, and Little Red Riding Hood, among many others.





After the trail, we headed to the carnival games.  By this time SC was getting cold, tired, hungry, and pretty much spent.  BBH tried to revive him with a sucker, but after the novelty of sharing with Daddy wore off, SC was D-O-N-E.



We let LC finish up the carnival games...


and BBH kindly, threw himself on the sword and took the Screaming Meemee SC back to the car.  It is important to him that LC doesn't miss out on the things he likes, just because brother is young and can't do them too.  It was so sweet of him to do that for us, and it gave LC and I to get on the hayrack ride!



It was COOOOOLD, but a lot of fun! We saw the lake, some deer, where they kept their candy stash (LC and I made secret plans to come back later...) and lots and lots of stars.  

By the time we met back up with BBH and SC back at the car, we were frozen and starving.  We headed home, tootsies cold, smelling like campfire, and pumpkins full of candy.  It doesn't get much better than that! 

From my Little Monsters to Yours...
Happy Halloween!!!




Thursday, October 25, 2012

Pic of the Week

Smaller Child spent some time on the trampoline yesterday. But he was much more interested in Bubba on the other side!



Haaai Bubba!
"Whuuddah doin Bubba?" 

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

"DU" You Have the Time?

This past Sunday, I had the pleasure of spectating my Beautiful Bald Husbands FIRST Duathalon! It also marked the SIXTH race that I was lucky enough to support him through.  I gotta tell ya, they don't get any less emotional for me.  Each time I pray, fret, cry, scream, applaud, smile until my face hurts, and count the seconds until I get my gloriously sweaty hugs and kisses from my warrior at the finish line!

This was no different.

The Fall Classic Duathalon was held on a VERY windy Sunday afternoon at Lake Overholser.  This was the first race that BBH was cycling in, so it was kind of a big deal. We kept telling each other it wasn't, repeating the mantra, "this is just practice... the rest is just ego..." I am not sure if it helped. At all.

He went early, with a couple friends, to set up, warm up, and get comfortable.  The boys and me met him there a few minutes before start time.  I managed to get a hug, kiss, and a "you'll be awesome" in before he raced off to catch the before race meeting.


He seemed a tad nervous, but that is too be expected.  The wind was ferocious, and this was his first time to race with his bike... those two things in themselves were enough to make even me nervous.

After a quick pre-race meeting, discussing the course, transitions, rules, etc... they were off to the start line, and then the gun.   The way they had it set up, the start line was off in a field.  It looked like what I would imagine a running zombie hoard would be.  Kind of intimidating when you are in their direct path!


The race would be as follows:  a 2 mile run around the track at the park, transition in to bike garb, and then a 10 mile bike ride around the lake.  This would be repeated, and finished off with two more miles on foot.  So, a total of 6 miles running and 20 on the bike.  (26 all together... like a marathon... get it? get it?  Yeah, it took me nearly half the race to figure out that one. Sheesh.)  The also had an option of a shorter course that my friend, Jeri completed which was the two mile run, the ten mile ride, and then one more two mile run.  But, BBH was going for the gold... the long course.  His buddy, training partner, and husband of Jeri, Jason was completing it too.  It was nice to know he had a friend on the course with him.

The first leg seemed to go well for BBH.  He looked good, had a great pace, and seemed anxious to get on his bike.  He even stopped to give Larger Child some high fives before hitting the transition area.



This part was what impressed me the most about the athletes in general.  They would all file in to this little fenced in area where their bikes were on racks, and their garb was set out.  They would race in, throw off their running shoes.  Slap on their bike helmets, slip in to their bike shoes, and be out of the gate before you could blink.  It was incredible to watch.  No time to stop, take a breather, get a drink, nothing... just zoom.


 I'm sure BBH is going to love this shot.  (I know I did.)


And out the gate, off for his first leg on the bike.

I knew it would take a good half an hour plus to finish this leg, and by this time by amazing friend Gena had made it to the park to spectate our friends with me.  (She's so awesome. I gotta say... Side note: Gena T is one of those friends who is just THERE.  Ya know?  She just doesn't even hesitate.  And with a smile on her face.  She's one of those friends that builds you up. Makes you feel good to just be around her.  LOVE YOU GENA T!)   ANYWHO, so with the time to kill, we took the kids to the playground.


 Gena pushing LC on the swings.  She's so good to those kids.  No wonder they love her so much!


I opted to keep SC in his cage... er, I mean, stroller.  I knew if I set him free, I would have a heck of a time getting him back in.  I placated him with snacks.  It worked for a time.


We also managed to catch Jeri just about finishing her first leg of her race.  She came right by the playground, and still had a smile on her face.

We headed back to the transition area, and caught Jason as he headed out for his second run.  He hammed it up with LC a second, and got a great picture in the process.


Then we waited for BBH to get back from his bike ride.  There always seems to be a point when I'm spectating that MY nerves get up.  Like my little antennae go awry... my kindred connection to my lobster (BBH) warns me of trouble... this was that time.  I knew the wind was treacherous.  I knew they were having to ride right in it on the way back from the turn around.  (I also knew he hadn't been riding for long, and he was going to be riding FAST, around other competitors also going FAST.) I began to hold my breath... and wait.

I found myself staring at his orange shoes, waiting for him at his transition area.


Those shoes are often the ONLY way I can spot him on the course.  They are day glow orange, and usually paired with a nearly entirely black ensemble.  They stand out like a nudist at a suit convention. Their very characteristics, besides perhaps their attention grabbing color, seem to symbolize BBH.  From what I understand, they are minimalist shoes... meaning they are very close to bare feet.  This reminds me of his desire and ability to strip down to the basics, don't complicate things, don't muck them up with STUFF.  They are also basic running shoes (not "tri-shoes") that he put tri-laces on.  He knew they would be just as effective, without burdening with the cost of new shoes.  He put his priorities first.  They are also shoes that have seen many miles, and many levels of accomplishment.  They have been training with him, supporting his feet through the tough and the fun.  Through the PR's, and the days that just didn't work out as planned.  They have been on his feet as he coached others through similar days, and pushed friends across their own finish lines.  Those shoes... those shoes are on the journey with him, those shoes are BBH.

Once I considered all of this, staring at those nearly-need-sunglasses-to-look-at-them shoes, I knew he would be there, any minute, to get them back on, and head off for the next part of THIS journey. And, just like that, there he was.


It was clear the wind was a factor, he looked pretty exhausted.  Nevertheless, he threw on those orange pals of his, and peeled off for the third leg of his race.

We stayed near transition, knowing it wouldn't take long to run those two miles.  He came back in, a bit out of breath, but not even hesitating to strap on that helmet again, and finish the cycling portion of the race.  It blew my mind to see that.  No question, no rest, just go.  It was impressive as hell.



Knowing it wouldn't be long before our friends Jeri and Jason made it back to the transition, we stuck close by.  SC was getting antsy in the cage, so Gena T the spoiler, got him out and entertained them both for a while.


We also managed to catch Jeri in her final leg, and cheer her across the finish.  (Somehow along the way, her hat fell pray to the ferocious wind.)


BBH, came in to the transition for the last time.  He looked beat, but determined.  We all hollered at him encouragement.  I kept telling him how much I loved him, and LC gave him a lucky five as he took off to complete the last two miles of his race.


We waited at the finish line for what seemed like no time at all, and there he was... all smiles and satisfaction... my BBH, my warrior.  IT NEVER GETS OLD watching him go through those finish line arches.  My heart flutters, and my face nearly explodes from pride EVERY time.


Add another one to the books, folks! Astonishing, awesome, adorable, admirable, (attractive as hell) BBH finished another! And I am so grateful I was there to witness it again.


I mean, really, does it get any cuter than that??