Feetsies: A Lesson in Math Equations... And gravity

I have a math problem...

1 inexperienced walking toddler
+ 1 cool day
= 2 socked (and warm) feet

And

2 socked feet on walking toddler
+ 1 house with all hard floors
= lots of slips and falls

BUT is the following true?

2 warm feet > head contusion?

Perhaps not...